Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Dumped

Yep, dumped again, and this time we didn't even meet face to fucking face. What is it with guys nowadays? I ask you, any of you! Gods, what does it take to get a date and then a 2d date? I mean, I'm all about the NSA hookups and shit, but that's getting so fucking OLD! (um, that's the hookups, not me!)

Then, of all things, the only kind of relationship I seem to be able to build is with guys that do not live near me. Toledo, Ontario, New Mexico, SCOTLAND! All this would be OK if I were still the millionaire playboy (or is it playgirl for gays?) that I thought I once was.

Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bad and face the world. Tomorrow, I sleep in!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I offered to get bare-ass with you once - maybe was too subtle... but if you are not getting enough ass in your life, you have only yourself to blame.

bagelbuoy said...

Did I say I wasn't getting enough between the sheets action??? FUCK NO I DIDN'T! I'm getting enough of what I want except in the real relationship department. Besides, why would I want to be with an HIV+ bitch who's afraid to show his real name on a blogger comment? Go away, fucktard...

Anonymous said...

I offered to take you out on a date, and I would be willing for more than one - but at lst, you have never responded. Offer is still open.

bagelbuoy said...

Dude, I have no idea who you are! I turn down a lot of people I meet online for many different reasons. You'll have to email me and tell me when/where. Otherwise, the last comment stands.

Anonymous said...

LOL - Anon commenter #1 was diff from #2...

Sounds like you are doing fine.

Fucktard? cute.